Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Office's joke
Well, i finished my task adi, thinking not to report to gain some extra time to relax....kekeke.......so my coleagues too, 1 is in raya mood and 1 alrealy get crazy, yahoo pools n some snokering games......while me n another coleague was concentrating game fighting, he suddenly stand up n stare at the raya mood coleague.........with curiosity to the max.....i oso stand up n seek beyond my cubicle.............walaoooooo ~
wat we saw is he is 'fishing' n the head keep nodding almost to the monitor.....wahaha.....den with my fast action, hp camera recording~!!! laugh til tears fly~ it's not good to share the video out here........but u can ask for a peep =)) , it's realy funny......wakakkaaaaaaa.....
Flyday faster faster come~~
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Cant stop having more sausage~
Guess i having too much coffee, nescafe, mochachino, white coffee.... consequencely for few week >_<" drownzzy~ n acted a bit hyperactive at office....cant sit still.....-_-" my coleague keep staring at me wiv a weird ?0_0?
Life when cyberjaya residents decrease to >half(2)
wooo.wow...~ I nearly cant wake up this morning....suddenly like some magnat on top of me, i jump up & it's 815am~! for your information my working hours start at 830am..kakkaka
No delay, i brush myself n shine myself den drift my iswara to work...a bit late but not to late...kakaa....coz boss is not in yet ~:)
work work work~ cant find vicvic at msn....oh..guess she MC liao...
Lunch hour~ As usual boss ask me tapao.....sitting coleague's car and come back tat time, he parked bside my car......n guess wat i saw?!! yiiiiiiii BUGGG!!
On my car~~!! euwwwww~~ Then i smashed boss's tapao on floor -_-" mailto:&#@_%
At last, go tapao again......the previous half left tapao...as my dinner today lah..wahaha
After work, so tired n thinking to have a small nap....until then i woke up......wasai........4am!@! hhahaa....so here i am...take a bath , wash clothes, hang clothes, and blogging with Beri Yogurt~
Cheers~ for every lill thing in ur life ^_^
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Welcome 2 the real Software Life Circle
Let's see how's this cycle goes...for me i think it describe quite true...wahaha...
1. Customer - As usual, this is how i want, a few level of wooden chair.
2. Project Leader - Perceived the wrong idea of customer, wrong side & the swing cant even used.
3. Analyst - analysis until sky up, do u think this design is possible? wahaha
4. Programmer - not so cham until cannot work gua...at least got the result with not reliable..wahaa
5. Business Consultant - Ta DA~! superb sofa chair with leather coated. Somemore can shinning...lap lap leng~
6. Documentation - Without a track of design or any mention of requirement fulfill.
7. operation installed incompleted?? got bug lah..how to install?!
8. Charged customer at a very nice price.
9. Technical Support missing?
10. Actually what is needed is simple~
After Thought~ wahahahahahaaaahwakaakakaaaa
FWD:Golden Retriever Puppies
Life when cyberjaya residents decrease to >half
yii...vic vic paged me after her training for shopping.... met her up at 6pm + lepak at sk jusco..wakkaka....then 2 cars drift to cyber kao kao zan~
The line is superd fast~ so vic vic the drama-addict search for all torents for me(the drama provider) to download...den we plan for tml sunday lepak at sunway.......
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-sunday-
Ringggggggg Ringgggggggggg
alarm cant wake me up...i slept til 4pm..:)) poor vic vic plan spoil but it's ok..she enjoying surfing here..kakaka.....say bye to her n thanz for coming accompany me ;) muakz muakz
guling on bed n chair ...stick to pc somehow... the weekend is over.....
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-Monday-
Yawn~ working day~
Dinner ~ Steamed frozen siu mai from tesco -->rated C~! my god..dono wat's stuff inside...fish cake only...dim sum palsu ~!)$*@!$(^@!$
With honey rose drinks ~ moisture myself a bit kakaka
Blogging until 2am.....the end for today..kekeke......sleep tight for me.... with some companions here ~ *love*
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New Way After work + 吹吹水
天后宫 2
Dinner at Shokudo midvalley....not nice...puiks~
Friday, October 06, 2006
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Cousin's wedding
Congratulate to Cousin & Elaine... wishing u two happi ever lasting.....
cool hotel....nice food....nice decoration...all roses n ribens....grand ballroom....
Trapped in Cyberia Condo Lift
Carried all the luggages, 5 of us and another 3 guy entered the 'to be rosak' lift......At 1st i tot the lift cant muat 8 ppl.......bcoz there's alwas lift trap incident and the lift managment had reduce the weight of carry.........but the alert dint on.....so ....wow....ok.......the lift door nicely shut down......1st floor........2nd floor........3rd floor....and there the LED display stopped at 4th floor........KIHGG...KONGG....KII LII KAAA LAA...the lift jammed!!!!!!!!
ringg ringg the emergency button.....sommone at that floor came n help to open the door......skipp some waiting part......shit.........broken door......air coming in.....phew.......at least can breath a bit......
This picture show tat the 3 guys passing tapao food to friend outside~
See the power of helpful people~
So, now we found tat we trapped in the middle of a level....the door upside cant open oledi bcoz its broke..so we need to find way to escape from door bottom.......but its high man.!~! somore if u careless u might slip underneath the lift......n byebye to tis beautiful world....
bla bla n bla.......the stupid lift management donwan come.....n the cyberia condo guard donwan call bomba coz they sked bombaman will cut the lift so cyberia need pay alot to repair.......celaka.......so we call ourself......wakakaa......den soon come a few machoooo mannnnn........walao........i hold ones arm when they carry me down..........damn keat man............*in love*
after like 1 hour mess up...finally we reach our home........lovely bed~
Friday, September 29, 2006
Cinderella Hokkien Version (MUST READ)
Last timeSingalella got own maid, but now she becomethe amah.Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi saimah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.CPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son callAh Ming got party.
So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."
Singalella very happy because she never goparty before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahrulu eh sisters wu standard."
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sistersand step-marder.Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buaypang-sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye andthen she go back to the kitchen and cookMaggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"
So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor,already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian becausethe char bor all boh sui one.Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-payzhia-lat", Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar."Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buaypai."Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah aikah lee zho flen!"
Singalella say ok butAh Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek dieon the dance floor.He become ghost and tell Singalella all thegood 4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D,and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-pohand then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Hami kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
SectionB: Grades -
Gauge Your command of Hokkien.....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounceHokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
A2. Can understand half story and/or cannotpronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat
E8. Don't understand story and/or catch noball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Peleng lang
F9. Don't understand rating.
kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong hami?
Monday, September 18, 2006
car spoiled by me
luckily still can tahan until collegue house.......n the most lucky is there is a car bengkel bside his house......wakakkaa.........
then si beh tu-l*n , that bengkel kia cheated my little feeling.....telling me is battery rosak.....den changed battery.....soomroe is maintenance free tat kind......then ok la.......car can start.......went back safely.....
2nd day back from work....shit..........car cant start again......called here n there ask.....symtom show tat not battery problem but its the alternator........walao eh.........geram nya me........car rosak...pc kena virus.......atm card kenot function.......jin jia swei nia........)!@$*%!
then bla bla bla.....fixed the car....thankz to sis n chickenweng ~
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Fire Escape at Cyberia B3
I paused my movie and 'hulur' my neck out of the window, seeing ppl downstair 1 by 1 ran out from door towards somewhere........hmm..... I was thinking izit fighting or some1 fall down from high......
Then sister'friend knocking door...... "eh fire fire...faster come out" .........walao.......panic.......wat should i bring........faster grab my handphone.......ignore my wallet coz dono where i throw already...=D .....omg,sis 's housemate still wan change nice baju.....then all 4 girls rush out the door....... n i locked the big lock n sis locked the small lock...double lock.........haha.........
Rushing to the 5th stair, omg that's very heavy gas smell......my sis'friend go ke po bcoz the suspect on fire house is juz 5th floor .....which 1 level bottom from us......according to him ,he saw fire head on the gas paip......fire alarm not working, 4 fire extinguiser all kenot work......-_-"
every1 standing at downstair......den eh......we still got 1 guy housemate locked in our house =)) ......... luckily he still can awake ..............after about 20 minute goyang downstair......the housemate guy call us said can go back d......fire put off liau.......Meanwhile, the bomba man at A1 asking my another frend "eh how to go B3" -_-"
taking stair walk pass 5th floor again....walao....the whole house wet.....with alot water pail outside n kitchen stove throw outside d.......pity them need to clean the house.....
Back to my room, continued movie......=D
Thursday, September 07, 2006
回忆儿时
思绪突然的进入时光坠道。。
那时的我 静静的 斯文的小女孩
坐在自己的座位上 等待下一位老师的接课
起立 行礼 老师早安~!
老师就像往常的把课文教完 然后 自修时间到
正当班上鸟雀无声时 只有写字声
一个男生举起了手 “老师 我可以跑过位吗?我有东西要给谁谁”
小男生跑到了我的面前 把一张纸条交给我 又跑回去
我一副不解的表情 看看纸条
皱皱的纸 歪歪的字 “谁谁 我喜欢你”
那时的我们 才一年级
感觉好笑 又恶作剧般地
我扮着鬼脸 丢进垃圾桶
他 傻傻的看着我笑
从此 我们成了好朋友
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
BlogThings
You Are a Frappacino |
At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet Your caffeine addiction level: low |
You Should Drive a Ford Explorer SportTrac |
Tough and supercharged, you have some rather extreme driving practices. You've been known to intimidate a few drivers. You rule the road. |
Friend-hood of 15 years
kita orang ambil "graduate book" , dari muka surat ke muka surat, gossip bout ppl........kakakaaa.. dengan tidak sedari....2 jam dah lepas.........uncle kena larikan diri sebab ada lagi date lain...
Lepas tu, yanshin , tommy boy dgn i continue ke OtownKopitiam makan makan dengan tujuan 'langgar' gang-gang lain kat situ. sebab kata orang, setiap malam makan kot sana akan 'terlanggar' old mate.......kaaka........
Tidak di kecewakan.......kita memang 'terlanggar' 2 gang of kawan lama.....masing-masing......akkaka Biarlah gambar yang bercakap....
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
如果我是首相阿都拉
如果我真的是首相阿都拉,绝不会保持啥“优雅的沉默”;去你的,我所做的第一件事就是来一个比老马茅草行动更劲的“芭草大行动”,第一个被逮捕的人肯定是前首相马哈迪,将他绳之以法,并令他永远闭嘴,看他还敢不敢整天在报纸上发表“鸟论”。
我还会叫我这个牛津大学过门女婿凯里乖乖回去大学当教授,免得我这个当首相的老杖人经常在瓜田李下给人讲东讲西,很不是味道,你知道吗?我相信凯里心里会有数,不会责怪我这个老杖人太绝情。
如果我是首相阿都拉,我会以重刑治乱世的刑法,将所有被逮获的悍匪格杀勿论,以达杀鸡敬猴之效,不然如何治理这些无法无天的掠夺匪徒,又如何为这些成为掠夺匪杀害的牺牲者亡魂伸冤呢?我不会像现有阿都拉优柔寡断、多谋少决的格性,我会为民伸冤,让人民吐气扬眉。
如果我是阿都拉,我对付贪官污吏绝不手软,凡是被判有罪的贪官,不论官职大小,一概论斩不赦,并将他们的财产全部充公用来设立教育基金,让凡是在华小毕业的学生一律享有免费教育到大学。
还有,如果我是阿都拉,所有前朝政府所拟定的政策将会被我改弦易策,其中一项便是开放所有汔车市场,让“笨蛋傻瓜”在自由市场与其他国家的汔车自由竞争,以符合物竞天择、适者生存的规律,好让大家可以买到更便宜的汔车!
最令人诟病老马拟定的拐杖文化,我阿都拉偏偏就把它给摈除,让第九马来西亚计划公开给各种族投标,废除非土著与土著之分,让全民全情溶入建设一个公平、合理的马来西亚社会。
哗!想到好兴奋啊,想不到我当上首相能解决这么多马来西亚的民生问题,不禁手舞足蹈起来,突然在睡床跌了下来,原来不过是南柯一梦!
Malaysia politic issues
- 1st boy was killed, 2nd boy got chopped on both hand, 3rd lady get frighten
- mogok on citizen at wangsa maju on police and clinic, the clinic refuse to take the 1st boy
- claimed that polices dint bother do their ronda coz there is chinese ppl area.......
- police claimed that "TAK CUKUP ORANG RONDA", while i saw 4 polices car in cyberjaya writting summon on illegal car parking -_-"
- oh yeah....finaly police said caught the guy who did the cases d......
- eh....how come today news still got robbery case at there and said its same guy.....aiya...catch wrong guy........
- bunch of useless ppl......
Cases on Dr. M VS PM
-no eye see
-dai zi tua diao liao......
-lets go migran liao lah.....
Cases on PENANG politic.....
- some 'ppl' wan to 'fire' Dr khor
- syarat to xchange is giv the 2 big project( LRT & new brigde) to bumi company
- else giving pressure to replace the current state gabenor selection by rotating....which of coz penang wiiill rulee by 黑皮的人 ......oh no.............
PWTC exhibition
SInce my car hancur edi......... Got to take public transport for the "International Conference on Slopes" ......
6am wokeup...........7am took RapidKL to Putrajaya Terminal...den Kl Transit to Bandar Tasek Selatan changed Star LRT to PWTC............damn crowded man....carried a big antic heavy laptop sommore with HIGH HEEL man.........after yearss i dint wear it..........
during the event......sit sit stand stand talk talk.....boring.....
5pm........kl central to KLCC kai kai...........kekeke.........den tumpang a nite at Vic place.........the nite of chinese july 14 (hell door open)............fuihh.......
same thing in 2nd day.........then balik .......wiv very tired soul.............
KH's convocation
Tiring than my own convo......the next day my hand sakit coz holding flowers .......get darker coz walk to campus 2 days under hot sun....
lets the pic says......