Cinderella Hokkien Version (MUST READ)

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor ginaa, Singalella.She got two sisters, but the stepmarder andthe sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last timeSingalella got own maid, but now she becomethe amah.Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi saimah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son callAh Ming got party.
So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."

Singalella very happy because she never goparty before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahrulu eh sisters wu standard."

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sistersand step-marder.Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buaypang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye andthen she go back to the kitchen and cookMaggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"

So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor,already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian becausethe char bor all boh sui one.Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-payzhia-lat", Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar."Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buaypai."Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah aikah lee zho flen!"

Singalella say ok butAh Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek dieon the dance floor.He become ghost and tell Singalella all thegood 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D,and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-pohand then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Hami kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

SectionB: Grades -

Gauge Your command of Hokkien.....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounceHokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannotpronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch noball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Peleng lang

F9. Don't understand rating.
kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong hami?

car spoiled by me

There was on the way going kajang-collegue's wedding.... Half way on the road....yi....aircorn like not cold at all.....yii..signal light out...yii..power window cant pull ledi..yiiiiii shit liao la....

luckily still can tahan until collegue house.......n the most lucky is there is a car bengkel bside his house......wakakkaa.........

then si beh tu-l*n , that bengkel kia cheated my little feeling.....telling me is battery rosak.....den changed battery.....soomroe is maintenance free tat kind......then ok la.......car can start.......went back safely.....

2nd day back from work....shit..........car cant start again......called here n there ask.....symtom show tat not battery problem but its the alternator........walao eh.........geram nya me........car rosak...pc kena virus.......atm card kenot function.......jin jia swei nia........)!@$*%!

then bla bla bla.....fixed the car....thankz to sis n chickenweng ~

Fire Escape at Cyberia B3

That was 2am+ near 3am......... I was laughing on my comedy show..... All of a sudden, i heard an african or arabian lady shouted with somekind language unknown for me....then followed by guy screaming......... I thought they were just couple fighting.......

I paused my movie and 'hulur' my neck out of the window, seeing ppl downstair 1 by 1 ran out from door towards somewhere........hmm..... I was thinking izit fighting or some1 fall down from high......

Then sister'friend knocking door...... "eh fire fire...faster come out" .........walao.......panic.......wat should i bring........faster grab my handphone.......ignore my wallet coz dono where i throw already...=D .....omg,sis 's housemate still wan change nice baju.....then all 4 girls rush out the door....... n i locked the big lock n sis locked the small lock...double lock.........haha.........

Rushing to the 5th stair, omg that's very heavy gas smell......my sis'friend go ke po bcoz the suspect on fire house is juz 5th floor .....which 1 level bottom from us......according to him ,he saw fire head on the gas paip......fire alarm not working, 4 fire extinguiser all kenot work......-_-"

every1 standing at downstair......den eh......we still got 1 guy housemate locked in our house =)) ......... luckily he still can awake ..............after about 20 minute goyang downstair......the housemate guy call us said can go back d......fire put off liau.......Meanwhile, the bomba man at A1 asking my another frend "eh how to go B3" -_-"

taking stair walk pass 5th floor again....walao....the whole house wet.....with alot water pail outside n kitchen stove throw outside d.......pity them need to clean the house.....

Back to my room, continued movie......=D

回忆儿时

今天的星洲报纸大大标题 - 小五收情信‧小六談戀愛 孩子早熟家長早憂 。。。

思绪突然的进入时光坠道。。

那时的我 静静的 斯文的小女孩
坐在自己的座位上 等待下一位老师的接课

起立 行礼 老师早安~！

老师就像往常的把课文教完 然后 自修时间到
正当班上鸟雀无声时 只有写字声

一个男生举起了手 “老师 我可以跑过位吗？我有东西要给谁谁”

小男生跑到了我的面前 把一张纸条交给我 又跑回去

我一副不解的表情 看看纸条
皱皱的纸 歪歪的字 “谁谁 我喜欢你”

那时的我们 才一年级

感觉好笑 又恶作剧般地
我扮着鬼脸 丢进垃圾桶

他 傻傻的看着我笑

从此 我们成了好朋友

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You Are a Frappacino

At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet Your caffeine addiction level: low

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You Should Drive a Ford Explorer SportTrac

Tough and supercharged, you have some rather extreme driving practices. You've been known to intimidate a few drivers. You rule the road.

Hell damn funny

Consequence of kepo..........making a blog for a frend~

Friend-hood of 15 years

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Tidak di kecewakan.......kita memang 'terlanggar' 2 gang of kawan lama.....masing-masing......akkaka Biarlah gambar yang bercakap....