Tuesday, August 15, 2006

如果我是首相阿都拉

http://www.merdekareview.com/opinion.php

如果我真的是首相阿都拉,绝不会保持啥“优雅的沉默”;去你的,我所做的第一件事就是来一个比老马茅草行动更劲的“芭草大行动”,第一个被逮捕的人肯定是前首相马哈迪,将他绳之以法,并令他永远闭嘴,看他还敢不敢整天在报纸上发表“鸟论”。

我还会叫我这个牛津大学过门女婿凯里乖乖回去大学当教授,免得我这个当首相的老杖人经常在瓜田李下给人讲东讲西,很不是味道,你知道吗?我相信凯里心里会有数,不会责怪我这个老杖人太绝情。

如果我是首相阿都拉,我会以重刑治乱世的刑法,将所有被逮获的悍匪格杀勿论,以达杀鸡敬猴之效,不然如何治理这些无法无天的掠夺匪徒,又如何为这些成为掠夺匪杀害的牺牲者亡魂伸冤呢?我不会像现有阿都拉优柔寡断、多谋少决的格性,我会为民伸冤,让人民吐气扬眉。

如果我是阿都拉,我对付贪官污吏绝不手软,凡是被判有罪的贪官,不论官职大小,一概论斩不赦,并将他们的财产全部充公用来设立教育基金,让凡是在华小毕业的学生一律享有免费教育到大学。

还有,如果我是阿都拉,所有前朝政府所拟定的政策将会被我改弦易策,其中一项便是开放所有汔车市场,让“笨蛋傻瓜”在自由市场与其他国家的汔车自由竞争,以符合物竞天择、适者生存的规律,好让大家可以买到更便宜的汔车!

最令人诟病老马拟定的拐杖文化,我阿都拉偏偏就把它给摈除,让第九马来西亚计划公开给各种族投标,废除非土著与土著之分,让全民全情溶入建设一个公平、合理的马来西亚社会。

哗!想到好兴奋啊,想不到我当上首相能解决这么多马来西亚的民生问题,不禁手舞足蹈起来,突然在睡床跌了下来,原来不过是南柯一梦!

Malaysia politic issues

Cases of TAR students been robbed n kills near wangsa maju LRT...
- 1st boy was killed, 2nd boy got chopped on both hand, 3rd lady get frighten
- mogok on citizen at wangsa maju on police and clinic, the clinic refuse to take the 1st boy
- claimed that polices dint bother do their ronda coz there is chinese ppl area.......
- police claimed that "TAK CUKUP ORANG RONDA", while i saw 4 polices car in cyberjaya writting summon on illegal car parking -_-"
- oh yeah....finaly police said caught the guy who did the cases d......
- eh....how come today news still got robbery case at there and said its same guy.....aiya...catch wrong guy........
- bunch of useless ppl......

Cases on Dr. M VS PM
-no eye see
-dai zi tua diao liao......
-lets go migran liao lah.....

Cases on PENANG politic.....
- some 'ppl' wan to 'fire' Dr khor
- syarat to xchange is giv the 2 big project( LRT & new brigde) to bumi company
- else giving pressure to replace the current state gabenor selection by rotating....which of coz penang wiiill rulee by 黑皮的人 ......oh no.............

PWTC exhibition




SInce my car hancur edi......... Got to take public transport for the "International Conference on Slopes" ......
6am wokeup...........7am took RapidKL to Putrajaya Terminal...den Kl Transit to Bandar Tasek Selatan changed Star LRT to PWTC............damn crowded man....carried a big antic heavy laptop sommore with HIGH HEEL man.........after yearss i dint wear it..........

during the event......sit sit stand stand talk talk.....boring.....

5pm........kl central to KLCC kai kai...........kekeke.........den tumpang a nite at Vic place.........the nite of chinese july 14 (hell door open)............fuihh.......

same thing in 2nd day.........then balik .......wiv very tired soul.............

KH's convocation

This year mmu convocation held in Cyberjaya campus new hall...... i visited my best friend carine's convo on saturday with vic vic and sunday a few frieds of FoE convo...... fuh very damn crowded.....and hard to meet up ppl also.......too much gathering spots.......

Tiring than my own convo......the next day my hand sakit coz holding flowers .......get darker coz walk to campus 2 days under hot sun....

lets the pic says......




Escape from bad accident

Email on Fri, 4 Aug 2006 02:26:34

Got in to an accident this morning.....
hey there...... don worry..i am safe here.... juz got a bad headace mayb over-shake my head.....but the car hancur liao....

here is some describtion on my accident...:

this morning i wasn't work in cyberjaya office but go to subang office for some testing work (for monday n tuesday exhibition at PWTC) ....so 7am i need to start car go there oledi coz very far from where i stay...den i not familiar road over there n get lost 1 hour at shah alam......but safe to reach working place after coleage come guide me..keke....den everything was fine........then 1230pm i ready to cabut coz i half day today....planing to go back penang liao........

then i take the high way back to cyberjaya...after keluar from tol..there is a very bengkok exist to cyberjaya.....due i was blur blur n slepi tat time.....i dint realise tat i need to slow down when turning..........when i AWAKE...i oledi langgar to the right tiang....den i hard break.......the car slip n make a few 360 degree turn..den langgar to the left side tiang.....den tat time.....all stuff inside the car was splash around...my spec fly out..car key oso dono pancut til where...then the car slowly slip downward coz bside the road after the tiang besi is cerun liao..... den i cepat tekan break to stop it...phew......else dono me n car wil fall down bo...

then the 1st thing in my mind is SHIT......oh shit... i kenot go out from the car....the car door abit hard to open..den i call sis n frend for help..call mom...aih....luckily bhind no car come..den the later passby car help me to push car to bside...

den later blablabla tow the car to workshop.....aih......go back penang plan cancel...sister wil back pg tml i guess......they holiday liao..i am all alone here without car n food uwaaa......haih.. pray harded....

Escape from death
eeshen