Monday, March 27, 2006

燃料上涨30分之后

■文章/ivinleong
油价一夜飙升30分,我们午夜前得到消息,一边谩骂,一边飞车去油站排队打油。

等了老半天,终于在12 点前打了起价前的油,算算下我们省下了十多块钱,心中竟然还有一点点的庆幸消息灵通。

隔天我们看到报纸,见到朋友我们又继续谩骂政府,批评政府无能,得到一个结论,日子难过啊!我们就得勤力一点工作,少点出门咯。

然后,每次我们去油站打油时,还是忍不住谩骂一番。 但骂归骂,我们还是在电视上看到国油赞助的F1 车队在风驰电掣。

看完 F1,明天还是得上班去。

生活还是天天这样过……我们孩子慢慢长大了,是时候要报名入校了。

奈何我们的花园住宅区没有华小,我们得跑到几公里外的华小去报名。

不只如此,因为额位有限,我们漏夜排队在华小外餐风露宿就为了希望我们的孩子能挤进去。我们一边排队,也是一边谩骂政府,谩骂马华没照顾我们。

好不容易我们成功为孩子报名了,心中无限喜悦。 等到孩子开课了,因为学校远,塞车,我们及孩子们每天得5 点多就起身准备去上课了。

我们睡眠不足,塞车,又看到隔壁的马来邻居的孩子可以睡到 7点多才慢慢走路到我们家后面的国校上课时,我们又开始谩骂政府,谩骂马华。但骂归骂,每天还是继续睡眠不足,每天还是继续塞车高血压。

生活还是天天这样过……再不久,我们的孩子拿着一张筹款簿回家,学校要扩建,学校规定学生们都必须筹到某某数目才可以。 我们自掏腰包拿出一笔数目,但由于还是达不到校方指定的数目,我们的孩子下课后就得沿家挨户去筹款。

我们一边心疼,一边又无奈自己收入不多,不能自掏腰包那么多钱。我们就到学校去和老师商量,希望老师明白我们及孩子们的处境。

我们来到学校,看到我们的孩子们五六十人挤在一间像鸽子笼般的课室,又看到老师无奈的眼神,我们知道学校也是没办法的……回家路途,经过我们住宅区内的国小时,我们看到那宏伟的校舍,冷气设备的课室,但却只有区区小猫两三只在里面上学,我们又火滚了!我们又开始谩骂政府,谩骂马华。

然后呢,我们得到一个结论,我们必须勤力点做工,多赚点钱,那么我们就可以改善华小的处境,我们的孩子才不会那么苦命。

每天上班下班,我们经过那间国小,我们还是忍不住谩骂。骂归骂,那间国小还是继续宏伟站在那边,我们每天还是早出晚归当金钱的奴隶。

生活还是天天这样过……孩子们一天一天长大啦,为了让孩子们成绩赶得上,我们送孩子去很多很多的补习班,每个月花在补习的费用算百。 还好孩子争气,成绩总算还很好,我们每天做牛做马拖出那笔补习费也心甘情愿。

终于STPM考试来啦,我们的孩子们也不负我们多年来血泪汗的栽培,考获了全A!这下我们以为,我们及我们的孩子可以出人头地了,可以考上梦想中的医科系了。然而,后来我们惊觉孩子们没拿到梦想的医科系,而是其它的科系!

我们大跌眼镜,全A 生都拿不到医科系,那么谁才能拿到医科系?又看到隔壁那个平时成绩一般的友族邻居,竟然被JPA保送去英国念大学!我们开始火滚了!又开始谩骂政府,谩骂马华。

然后呢,我们得到一个结论,我们得勤力一点工作,赚多一点钱,然后以后才能供我们的孩子出国读私立大学。 每天上班下班,经过国立大学,我们就忍不住谩骂。但骂归骂,每天我们我们加班到半夜三更回家时,经过大学附近,看到很多马来大学生还在嘛嘛档仙大炮不睡觉。

生活还是天天这样过……又一天,我们接到坏消息,我们认识的朋友遇到掠夺案,给人抢手提袋时,不幸摔倒,就这样往生了……我们去参加他的丧礼,看到他的丈夫孩子家人哭到稀里哗啦 ,我们都忍不住掉下同情泪。

然后,我们一群人就坐下来开始谩骂政府警方无能,未能保护人民。就这样骂呀骂,时候也不早了,我们也回家了。 回到家门口,刚下车,正要打开门锁,一把刀指在我们背后,“打抢,动就要你命!”结果,我们的钱包里的钱,一切证件,就这样给抢去了。

我们来到警局报案,被人像球那样从这一区踢到另一区,终于被踢到一间肯让我们备案的警局。然而,那间警局也有不少人来报案,在柜台的警察没几个,柜台后却有几位大爷在那边闲聊。我们在警局磨了几个钟,备了案,三更半夜才回到家。隔天还得请假去其它政府部门办理其它证件遗失的手续。

在那些政府部门也是像人球那些被踢来踢去,磨了一整天总算解决了。在整个过程中我们不断在谩骂政府,谩骂警方。终于我们得到一个结论,绝对不能靠警方。

治安不好就请人在住宅区巡逻,夜晚尽量少出门;连篱笆门也换了电动的,到达家时左看右看,看到没有可疑人物是快快开自动们车子快快驾进去然后快快关门。

这一些多出来的开销,就只好勤力点赚钱补回去咯。然后,每天我们经过警察局时还是忍不住谩骂。

但骂归骂,我们偶尔还是会不小心给那些在树荫下找吃的KAKI抓到,还是得塞30块给他们喝咖啡去。

生活还是天天这样过……终于大选来咯!我们磨拳擦掌,想要给政府一个脸色看。但政府随意派派一些糖果,我们当中就乱了阵脚。

我们开始左看右看,在野党就越看越不像样……我们就开始担心,要不要拿我们的未来当赌注……我们就想,现在的政府虽然很多弊端,但至少我们还是有饭可吃,有衣好穿,有床好睡……油起价,就多赚点钱少出门咯……华小被忽略,就多赚点钱我们自立咯……进不了国立大学,就多赚点钱读国外大学咯……治安不好警方无能,就多赚点钱自己请保安,塞钱给警察求平安咯……总之只要我们努力赚钱就可以解决一切了……如果换了政府,可能什么都没有了……结果BN继续独大,政府继续滥权,警察继续吃钱,我们呢,继续埋头苦干做牛做马赚钱……生活还是天天这样过……

Friday, March 24, 2006

Sister feedback


sister responsed me after knowing i am going taipei..........


Boss so good in mood

23 March 2006

Me n kuhan da coleague.........wonder why.........boss's is in good mood these few days......
1st is making joke with us....den sembang wiv us....den show us his work......then sommore went back home earli yesterday and

Boss :"Bye kuhan~"

say bye bye to us....ahha....guess he so sayang us so much ><".......starting to feel guilty if got the plan to cabut back penang work later.......

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24 March 2006

Boss tak masuk hari ini....

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Decision to Taipei~

Below are 80% illustration and summery of the dialogue..

Hclion:"backpack to taipei wan not?"

Me:"when?how much?who else?"

Hclion:"Frida plan the package...2200k ...wiv ting en oso..........cathy pending.."

...............skip all "lung phase" bla bla bla bla bla......................

Me:"sound interested...i am in if my boss let me cuti week..."

Hclion:"ok try ur best.....wan me talk to ur boss?"

Me:"tml ask bos...die ma die la...aha...comfirm tml.."

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2nd Day.....

Boss overnited here....dint sleep at all coz rushing for the pahang thingy........
ops......the pahang map seem like a bit problem..guess boss need my help.....den i edit edit edited......modify modyfied.......he looks happy....hahaa


whole morning lor lor luin.....'how am i suppose to ask for 1 week holiday :-s'

Boss:"i am going out lunch wiv client, finish the map n save in share folder ya..thank alot...if i not come back b4 6pm u locked the door ya"

wow....sound so polite n good in mood.......it's the time liao.....not now....den no more.....
Me:"eh...mr wong....can i take leave on june ar? about a week..... "

Boss:(with very nice smile and think for awhile) "Should be okay...Getting MArried ar "
(my coleague sittng bhind..tahan for laughing)

Me:" No la.............going for a trip"

every1 burst out laugh...........ahaha....

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At the same time....informed frida of my participation....den flight ticket booked in a few hours! waha.........banked in RM1160 for her dy........^^
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YES~!!TAIPEI I AM COMING~~~~~~~~~

these few day keep reading information of taipei places....food........uh....no mood to work already hahaa.....damn excited man..!!

"NIN ZEN NEI HANG"

1Utama


yet.......lazy to type.......since my sister had blog the dayz.......so juz a lill bit quote here....eheee

Last weekend promised my sister to visit 1U for her after and b4 exam relax day..Ops..woke up late on da day ......then fast fast accompanied bf went eat bak kut teh.....then rush back mandi.....makeup....ehehe.... then the very 5 minute b4 3.30pm....sis came n rush n rush rush rush me............Here da photo on the free coach .......not bad huh......quite a surprise tat is fully loaded......


" i was very hungeriiiii reaching there cause i didn't manage to eat anything before that. So sis accompanied me to eat at teppayaki~ nice nice munch munch.. and isn't it the abc looks like fuji snow mountain after feeding my stomach, there start our shopping journey~ it is very pleasant shopping.. hehe, we manage to look at the directory and shop our stuffss.... we did wonder wanted to take the 8pm bus or 11pm bus to go back, finally we hosed the 11 one, as predicted by most of the people, haha. We continued shopped and when we're tired, we did stop to eat and eat again, turtle jelly at kong woh tong, brownies at secret recipe and also rest our legs. Finally we are all through... and i'm satisfy with the shopping we thought to find our friend who work part time there, since still left some time, but sis didn't manage to find the shop, fine~ we headed to the bus station to wait for our coach, hehe. But it's glad that he called us, and ended he came and meet us there because he needed to wait for his going back bus there too."

"a very very long time friend. tzong tzer since primary, secondary and until now.. well, can you see that we are very tired (: our coach reach earlier than the expected time. and for once when we reached outside, we thought that the bus is driving away leaving us behind Fortunately it's just moving forward a bit to the pick up point but still, there's a lot a lot of people queuing up there waiting to get up, as we have a short talk with tzong tzer, we ended up queuing at the last. when we are in the coach, all the seats have been taken and people even squeezing together, so, we just have to stand there for the way back. Bus i'm glad that there was a very kind gentleman, who is kind enough to offer his and his friend's seat for me and my sister, and he insisted that i take the seats when we are half way back cyberjaya people are just being polite, and i got to rest my poor leg =P. "

Wat i had bought......spend most of the time lepak in watson.....sasa...n shoe outlet......not much clothes spoted byme........yish.....

tired tired......

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Ipoh again

Another last minute incident....aih..this week really swei for me.....

Initially, tml going to Ipoh for giving training for Telekom ppl...but then they still in Taiping..tak sempat come down..so cancel the trip already....but then...today....

the software like got some problem or perhaps the TMNET connection problem..the email is not coming in whole day liao..den as the client complain n complain....i need to drive UP to north...1 day trip to trouble shoot the problem...god plz bless me can fix the error ><"

tiring.....pam 24Liters petrol cost me 46 bucks -_-" only 2 level up!!

MEMO KEPADA SEMUA STAFF

MEMO KEPADA SEMUA STAFF

Staff Sekalian,Perhatian kepada semua staff. Berkuatkuasa pada tahun 2006, syarikat ini akan menguatkuasakan peraturan baru kepada semua staff.
Perkara yang digubal adalah seperti berikut:-

a. PENGANGKUTAN.
Sekiranya anda memandu kereta import, kereta mewah atau kereta Honda contohnya, kami menganggap anda sudah terlalu mewah, jadi tiada kenaikan gaji.

Sekiranya anda memandu kereta yang telah uzur, lebih dari 10 tahun atau menggunakan pengangkutan awam, kami mengandaikan anda mempunyai banyak simpanan, jadi tiada kenaikan gaji.

Sekiranya anda memandu kerata nasional samaada proton atau perodua, kami mengandaikan anda telah berada di level yang sepatutnya, jadi tiada kenaikan gaji.

b. CUTI TAHUNAN.
Setiap orang akan mendapat cuti 104 hari dalam setahun dan kebanyakannya ialah hari sabtu dan ahad.

c. WAKTU LUNCH:
1) Staff yang kurus akan diberi rehat selama 30 minit. Ini kerana mereka perlu makan lebih untuk kesihatan.

2) Untuk saiz normal, mereka akan diberi rehat selama 15 minit. Ini kerana mereka sedang elok dan cuma perlu mengambil makanan secara stabil.

3) Untuk mereka yang gemuk, mereka akan diberi rehat selama 5 minit sahaja. Ini kerana mereka cuma perlu makan pil dan susu atau teh untuk menguruskan badan.

d. CUTI SAKIT:
Mulai 2006 kami tidak lagi mengiktiraf sijil sakit dari Doktor ini kerana sekiranya anda mampu pergi ke Klinik untuk dapatkan MC, anda tentu boleh pergi kerja juga.

e. PENGGUNAAN TANDAS:
Kami mendapat aduan ramai staff yang mengambil masa terlalu lama di dalam tandas. Mulai tahun 2006 setiap seorang hanya boleh menggunakan tandas selama 5 minit sahaja.

Sekiranya lebih dari 5 minit secara automatiknya tandas akan di pam, tisu akan stuck, pintu akan terbuka dan kemera akan menyala.

Sekiranya lebih dari 2 kali gambar anda dirakam, kami akan menampal gambar anda di notis board di bawah korum 'staff sembelit'.

f. PEMBEDAHAN:
Selagi anda menjadi staff di sini, kami tidak membenarkan anda melakukan sebarang pembedahan. Jangan cuba mengeluarkan apa-apa saja organ dari dalam badan anda kerana kami mengambil anda bekerja kerana anda mempunyai organ yang cukup.
Sekiranya tidak, ini bermakna anda telah melanggar kontrak.

g. PENGGUNAAN INTERNETSegala penggunaan internet atas urusan peribadi seperti membaca e-mail, chatting dan games akan dikenakan bayaran RM2.00 sejam (sama seperti harga pasaran).
Bayaran ini akan ditolak dari gaji anda.
Sebagai permulaan, 73% staff di sini tidak akan mendapat gaji selama 3 bulan, ini kerana harga penggunaan internet sahaja telah melebihi 3 bulan gaji mereka.

Terima kasih kerana masih setia berkhidmat di syarikat ini. Kami akan cuba memberikan perkhidmatan yang terbaik.

Sebarang pertanyaan, komen, aduan, kekecewaan, sakit hati, bantahan, maki hamun, caci nista boleh disalurkan ke tempat lain. Sekian, terima kasih.

Bahagian Teknologi MaklumatKementerian Sumber Manusia

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Bad luck week

The 1st time i saw the poster of Disney On Ice in Bukit Jalil~! wow i was so happy and excited...it's always my dream to go to this event since i was small.......

Back to years ago, penang not yet have the PISA stadium.....so the yearly Disney on Ice event is only held in KL...
Then when i studied in KL......i have no transport to go........
And then when i have a car in KL...I got exam crashed with it....
and finally i worked already.....and the ticket outlet is in Sunway Pyramid...

i was so happy and asked my friend to go wiv me.........but all giv me uncomfirm responded......so i am ready to giv up ..............

then juz few day b4 the due date of discount ticket purchase date closing.....my beloved sister n victoria are on! yes!

so the nex day ...15 march monday i drove to sunway to get the ticket......the shop guy told me......"ops, not today girl..our computer server spoil and couldn't print out the ticket...plz come again tml :)" ok fine.......a wasted trip to sunway.....yet still earned 15 pieces mini cinabon kekekeke...

On the next day, i learned my lesson and ring to the outlet....arghhhh the computer still not fix and the lady point me go to midvalley or any Music Valley to get it......ok fine...cant call in that midvalley shop to make sure and some number is engaged!

(YELL)
please update the information in internet pleaseeee!! else don put in on web!...

after work i rushed to midvalley..n found that the Music Valley no more!!! runtuh dah!! den tried my luck at Tower Record..others music store etc. etc....all turn me down......

ok fine......i am really give up d........so much obstacles for me...who knows is a sign for me not to go to prevent some incident??!.... (dreaming) The stadium will runtuh when i am in there? meet car accident on the way going? let bad ppl culik?! or perogol!!! *slapslap* wake up...

after got home..then my old buddy called me up said can go sg wang juz to get the ticket for me.......how nice! that's merembes my willing-to-go mood to the MAX wahahaa !!but then.....paiseh to mafan ppl....den i go my other alternative way....make the hotline call to book. but that 1 need credit card........ok...asked help from my BF....yiks....500 too big amount......He suggusted go to BUkit jalil at lunch hour terus to get the TIX....yeah..hapi hapi...

ok....susah payah wait until lunch hours...told boss i going to Bank so will back a bit late........shuuuhh:Þ

Towarding puchong road..not even near the mines.............jam there for 1 hours d........><" i am in very bad mood........ok ...........reached Putra Stadium..........shit!! that sales person said kenot show just Maxis sim card only...need some kind document only can get the big discount!!! PHAQQ!! i should print out the instruction online and throw to his face!!

well..........finaly......make the call to Telesales....gav the credit card number........extra charges of 10 bucks.........waiting the ticket post to me in a week time.......^-_-^ pray to god .......dont another bad news for me plz....

)*!@$)!@#_!@#*^$@#^%)!!!! back to office near 3pm.....

one more small wish........hope tat disney on ice will be very exciting!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Zappy Yang flight to Korea

10 March 2006 nite 10pm

Juz rushed myself back from IPoh...got juz enuf time to take a bath then headed to KLIA......
Byebye to zappy yang for 2 years having master course over there..wish her all the best with all my sincere heart even though unhappy things happened b4... However we all are best friendz jimui gang ..

Monday, March 13, 2006

9th March - A sudden trip to Ipoh

9 March 2006 Thursday
As usual, i went to work in the early 830am. And continue my stupid photoshop javascript
boss asked for mouse over effect den the 3d kind of states wil 'pop' out...redo n redo for two days juz bcoz of boss not clear de 'requirement' ..^!(@@!#(&$( *%#! finally I finished it on thursday 5pm......he came out from room n ..."ok...u teman Azura for Ipoh trip later" ...ok well, i said ok since i have ntg to do tonite n tml...then we wait til 7pm as he promised 6pm will pass the installation file to us..#$(#%)@%


NITE trip to IPoh....stayed a nite at donno wat 3 star hotel..not bad..similar to that SP hotel..n i peluk the tv til 1am oonly fall asleep...kekeke


10 March 2006
7am woke up and checked out...
work work work n sneaked to Kuala Kangsar lunch...3pm...work work wrok 5pm ready to go back.....BOSS RINGING!!! ops..its must be a bad signed.......then...like this then that...so....thats why....we drove the big STORM turning n turning til 7pm only go back kl...damn tired...><"

Sunday, March 05, 2006

A story of andy lau

劉德華 帶著 張惠妹 在 周星池 喝水,突然刮起了 謝霆風 ,從水中出了一條 吳奇龍 ,吳奇龍手持 鄭伊劍,騎著 黃家駒,搶走了 張惠妹;劉德華 手持 周華劍,踏著 溫兆輪,翻過了 趙本山,穿過了 關芝林,躍過了 潘長江,搶回了 張惠妹,回到了 郭富城,還在城中掛起了一面旗子,叫 任賢旗!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Welcome 2006

ok..here i back again......after perli by my sister......Started a blog here...then friendster blog...and then the xanga blog..ahah..right....

here some summaries of wat i been through since i stop blogging......

December 2005~
spent my christmas wiv my darling ..he came down from penang where he had his internship..but i forgot where we went n did he bought anything for me?? (deep thinking)

January 2006
Hooray~ its the new doggy year.......spent my NEW YEAR wiv ex housemate....went out earli from cyberia to 1U coz scared of traffic jam near evening...waiting for the fierwork..end up..too tired d..went back tido hahaa...

and then...byebye to the enginering trainee cherie n yee...2 very talkative n devilish mmu trainee... pity them kena bully gaugau by boss....^_^



then...HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR~~~~~ back to hometown for 1 week....
visiting frends hoz...granma house.....kareoke..n Mahjong begginer clas at fishy house..kekeke...






and not to forget the biggest gathering of 2000 prefect board..wow...photo come come..


February 2006
company LUNCH at Kelana seafood........wasted no photo taken..........damn huge gigantic prawn man..n ice kacang .....haha......
work work work...... Valentine~~got a special platimun pendant from darling..:D thank u dear..hikhik..

28 Feb The day increasing the Petrol price from 1.62 to 1.92!!! 30 sen man!! ...see the snap from my k700.. how long the queue at cyberjaya petronas station... i gave up to pam when i saw the snake queue...

(photo here)

n here we are today........2 MARCHH~~
work wok work n blogging during office hours......aih.....boss ar.....don alwas last minute work to me....ehehe......ok..... better back to work..
TML will be away for work kat wilayah.......^^

Attitude~

Jika : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ialah : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 maka, Hardwork = H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% jer...2% lagi ilang ke mana? Knowledge = K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% jer?? Luck = L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47% (Kengkadang org pikir nih yg penting) Abis?! apa yang boleh buat 100%? kekayaan? pangkat?...tidak sama sekali... setiap soalan mesti ada jawapannya...untuk mencapai kecermelangan,kita hanya perlu maju selangkah lagi...ianya adalah... A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% Good luck!!